Excerpts from The Ego’s Workbook

for A Day in Hell…

Lesson 5 ~ I am never upset for the reason I think, but I know it has something to do with you.

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Lesson 10 ~ My thoughts do not mean anything, but neither do yours. Na, na, na, na, na, na.

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Lesson 14 ~ God did not create a meaningless world, so, sensing a wonderful opportunity, my friends and I created one for Him.

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Lesson 24 ~ I don’t know what anything is for, particularly most of the apps on my phone.

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Lesson 32 ~ I have invented the world I see, but a lot of other people already have a patent on it.

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Lesson 34 ~ I could see peace instead of this, but I kind of like being depressed and angry.

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Lesson 65 ~ My only function is the one God gave me, but I’ve also thought up a lot of other really neat stuff.

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Lesson 71 ~ Only God’s plan for salvation will work, but let me just try this one other little thing.

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Lesson 129 ~ Beyond this world, there is a world I want, but a new Mercedes would work for now.

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Lesson 135 ~ If I defend myself I am attacked, but it seemed like such a good idea at the time.

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Lesson 151 ~ All things are echoes for the voice of God, therefore God must be into yodeling.

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Lesson 130 ~ It is impossible to see two worlds, unless you get banged on the head real hard.

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Lesson 328 ~ I choose the second place to gain the first, but who’s on first now anyway?

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Lesson 335 ~ I choose to see my brother’s sinlessness when I’m damn well good and ready.

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